Saturday, 21 July 2012

Dark Knight Rises... ¬_¬ and sure took his time

Just a quick review, my initial feelings about the movie. It sucked...

It had a predictable and forced plot that felt unnatural, a stupid back story for the villain that felt like something out of a bad bollywood film and way too much dull boring crap in the middle.

I liked parts of Dark Knight Rises, especially the ending. But most of it was blah and badly written dialogue which was either cliche or so boring I can't remember a single line. Catwoman was actually good. I wasn't expecting her to be but Anne Hathaway outdid herself. I also like Gary Oldman's character and I loved Jospeh Gordon-Levitt but I couldn't give a rat's arse about any other character.

The emotional scenes between Alfred and Bruce Wayne just felt too fake. Also, what a great idea to make a villain who speaks even worse than Batman. When they talked to each other, it took me a few minutes to figure out what the hell they were saying. Let's get Mumbles from Dick Tracy to be the next villain eh? That would be fun.